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Mmmm… Bacon

Not this Bacon...

Not this Bacon...

Mmmm...

THIS bacon... Mmmm!

 

When you ask a Vegetarian which food item they were hard-pressed to give up, the anwer is usually… Bacon.  There are a few things in this world that can affect humans as much as the smell of sizzling… Bacon.  Maybe Calvin Klein should create ‘CK Bacon’ and unleash the feral side of any meat-eating woman on the unsuspecting cologne-wearer.  Anyway, I’m apparently not the only person who has a weakness for these strips of pork belly.  There are hundreds of Bacon tribute sites and fan pages online.  Predictably, a lot of strange bacon-related items have been cropping up.  So here’s how I picture a day in the life of a bacon-obsessed person…

 

Have a morning shower with a nice juicy bar of Bacon Soap

bacon soap

 

 

Sit down to breakfast with a morning-brightening Bacon Placemat

bacon placemats

 

 

Mmm, is that coffee or bacon?  Brew a sizzling cup of Maple Bacon Morning coffee

maple_bacon_morning

 

 

Slap on that snazzy Bacon Suit that drives women (and hungry dogs) wild

bacon suit

 

 

If it’s cold, make like a bacon-wrapped weenie dog with the cozy Bacon Scarf

bacon-scarf

 

 

Don’t forget your Bacon Briefcase!

bacon-briefcase

 

 

… And your Bacon Lunchbox!

bacon lunchbox

 

 … And your Bacon Wallet!

bacon wallet

 

 

Make sure all your files are in your trusty Bacon USB Flash Drive

 

usb_flash_disk_

 Get into your delicious-smelling car care of your Bacon Air Freshener

a440_air

 

 

At the end of the day, kick back with a bottle of Squeez Bacon…

Squeezable-Bacon

>yikes<

 

 

Wash it all down with your favorite diet soda…

diet_coke_bacon

 

 

And don’t forget to floss for that extra clean feeling 

bacon flavored floss!

 

 

Unwind and ponder the day with a Bacon Martini

bacon martini

 

Then sit back and welcome the heart attack.